by pool girls December 14, 2010
Get the diaper divemug. When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.
First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:
VC:
First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out
VC:
VC:
First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out
by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022
Get the diaper profitabilitymug. by JaySteeze January 12, 2015
Get the Shitty Diapermug. When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.
I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.
by DiaperPie July 17, 2019
Get the diaper geniemug. Diaper Kid enjoys wearing diapers. It gives him the freedom of pooping and peeing whenever the mood implies it. We love diaper kid.
Example 1:
Enmanuel: “Ayo was brackin cuh”
Darien: “Was good whichu my nig”
*Enmanuel notices a flying object in the air*
Enmanuel: “Woah! What is that flying through the sky”
Darien: “Oh no. I’ve heard of him. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DIAPER KID!
*Diaper Kid flies down to Enmanuel and Darien*
Enmanuel:” It’s a pleasure to meet you Diaper Kid.”
Diaper Kid: “Have you not considered it”
Darien: “What might you be talking about Diaper Kid?”
Diaper Kid: “I’m just shocked to know that you have yet to incorporate it”
Enmanuel: “Incorporated what?”
Diaper Kid: “THE MOOD!!!”
*Jayson appears*
Diaper Kid: “Cmon Jayson, let’s go fly back out to Columbia to tickle Grayson’s grandma’s left testicle”
Jayson: “Bet”
*Jayson and Diaper Kid fly away*
*Darien and Enmanuel in shock, instantly fall to the ground and start spazzing*
*You know, they say that too this day, Darien and Enmanuel are still on the ground spazzing*
Enmanuel: “Ayo was brackin cuh”
Darien: “Was good whichu my nig”
*Enmanuel notices a flying object in the air*
Enmanuel: “Woah! What is that flying through the sky”
Darien: “Oh no. I’ve heard of him. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DIAPER KID!
*Diaper Kid flies down to Enmanuel and Darien*
Enmanuel:” It’s a pleasure to meet you Diaper Kid.”
Diaper Kid: “Have you not considered it”
Darien: “What might you be talking about Diaper Kid?”
Diaper Kid: “I’m just shocked to know that you have yet to incorporate it”
Enmanuel: “Incorporated what?”
Diaper Kid: “THE MOOD!!!”
*Jayson appears*
Diaper Kid: “Cmon Jayson, let’s go fly back out to Columbia to tickle Grayson’s grandma’s left testicle”
Jayson: “Bet”
*Jayson and Diaper Kid fly away*
*Darien and Enmanuel in shock, instantly fall to the ground and start spazzing*
*You know, they say that too this day, Darien and Enmanuel are still on the ground spazzing*
by poopingchicken191 January 7, 2021
Get the Diaper Kidmug. diaper dope is heroin / fent dope that is so strong and fire that it will make you shit your pants... hence you need to wear a diaper when you do it. Many chunk dope users try to wear makeshift diapers before going on chunk knocker binges.
Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke
Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
Get the diaper dopemug. Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
by Shockererer November 7, 2016
Get the Diaper Shoesmug.