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The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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Dexter

A beautiful, sexy man who will do anything to please you. Dexters are handsome boys who are very smart, funny, and athletic . Dexters are great in bed and always give the best head.every girl wishes that there was dexter to fuck every 7 seconds. He has a massive dick, and knows how to please the ladies. They are great boyfriends who will make you laugh until you pee yourself.
Me: who is that?

Friend: oh that’s dexter, the hottest guy in school.
by User174728 February 10, 2024
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Dexters

Dexters being defined as a group or entity who attempt immorally and illegally (and in a cowardly manner) to absolve themselves of any responsibility even at the cost of someone's financial and mental state.

Often relative to rental agreements handled in the worst way humanly possible.
by publicmorals February 22, 2023
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dexter

bro what a dexter
by spectrexyz October 22, 2022
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dexter coleman

One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.
Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman
by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021
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dexter

dexters are the redneck friend in the group who is adventures for fun and doesn't give one if you need their. help when you get to know them you'll see that they are actually quite caring and passionate about their hobbies.
by #gingersdontderserverights November 14, 2023
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dexter

The name of a pharmacist who is low key a murderer and hides behind his credentials and finds his victims based on the medications they receive.
That Dexter he sure knows how cialis can effect a man and make them prey.
by The woman of covid August 11, 2020
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