deuce

1° In cards, the 2
2° The finger
3° The act of shitting

1° In hearts, you start with the deuce of clubs
2° heh strongbad just gave you the deuce!
3° That kid just deuced on my lawn!

by jacob88 July 19, 2005

deuce

devil/two faced

That girl's rollin' a deuce.

by Anonymous October 23, 2002

The Deuce

Weight of 200 lbs.
Usually in reference to fat people, particularly women.

How much do you weigh baby, about 150?
Nah? 170?
Nuh uh? 190?
No? Holy shit bitch, don't tell me you're bustin the deuce!

by pimpology 1 and 2 September 05, 2003

deuce

To give a person a ride to a predetermined destination.

Jen: ahh ok i gotta decide what type of zombie i will be
Steve: What options you thinkin about?

Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.

by streetshark86 October 30, 2011

The Deuces

A standard case of diarrhea; an uncomfortable and uncontrollable need to defecate; a stomach ailment treatable with Pepto-Bismol

I cannot wait to go to India this year, but I expect to catch The Deuces; Do not sample Joe's BBQ patties, lest you suffer The Deuces; I thought I'd be in and out, but I got slowed by The Deuces

by digital jamando April 07, 2015

Deuce Deuce Mafia

One who owns a .22 weapon and proud of it!

Dave and Jerm shoot on the weekends. Their groups is called the Deuce Deuce Mafia! They both shout " Deuce Deuce Mafia SON!"

by Zeuse the Deuce Mc Crackin March 25, 2010

Deuce Deuce Mafia

Group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck) Yo, Jesse where you goin'?
(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!

by Bobbblett July 20, 2006