Depression

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.

Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Depression

The Word Depression is When A girl named Anya Spams you At 22:00 About The Latest Love island Episode. She Will also Talk about it all day and sometimes Start crying, She’s obsessed With the apparently “fit” boys on the show. And Hates it when boys steal the apparent “Cute Couples”

Love island gives me depression

by .,.,,.,.?.?.?.?.£3’sgsvsfav June 6, 2019

Depression

When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

by Kyle’s mom December 2, 2019

Depression

When you find out Paulo Dybala isn't transferring to United and the Dybala-Lukaku switch isn't gonna happen; it was too good to be true, so now you mope around all day, since the deal with Bruno Fernandes won't happen either.

I have depression since we spent 200 million on Maguire, James, and Wan Bissaka. We are the dumbest club.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes August 4, 2019

Depression

Something a shit load of white kids fake having after listening to XXXTENTACION

Faked depressed white kid: "I want to kill myself."

A normal human being: "You better shut the fuck up you fake ass depression having ass white cracker trailer trash."

by Lord Headass January 3, 2019

Depression

Four words: Crash Bandicoot in Fucklanders

I hate depression.

by ShutUpImMe June 14, 2016

Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019