Depression

Despite common belief, depression is not only feelings of severe despondency and dejection. Depression is the way you feel when your little spider friend jumps into the fan in your room.

Robert: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was so young
Michael: I know right
Max: RIP
Robert: *Cries* Why did he have to die like this?!
Michael: It happens to all of us, It is inevitable.
Robert: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random commercial: Depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms

by WoWoTo June 24, 2019

Depression

When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

by Kyle’s mom December 2, 2019

Depression

It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019

Depression

When you find out Paulo Dybala isn't transferring to United and the Dybala-Lukaku switch isn't gonna happen; it was too good to be true, so now you mope around all day, since the deal with Bruno Fernandes won't happen either.

I have depression since we spent 200 million on Maguire, James, and Wan Bissaka. We are the dumbest club.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes August 4, 2019

Depression

Every 14 year old girl that listens to billie eillish.

“Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”

by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019

Depression

Four words: Crash Bandicoot in Fucklanders

I hate depression.

by ShutUpImMe June 14, 2016

Depression

Something a shit load of white kids fake having after listening to XXXTENTACION

Faked depressed white kid: "I want to kill myself."

A normal human being: "You better shut the fuck up you fake ass depression having ass white cracker trailer trash."

by Lord Headass January 3, 2019