Depression

The Word Depression is When A girl named Anya Spams you At 22:00 About The Latest Love island Episode. She Will also Talk about it all day and sometimes Start crying, She’s obsessed With the apparently “fit” boys on the show. And Hates it when boys steal the apparent “Cute Couples”

Love island gives me depression

by .,.,,.,.?.?.?.?.£3’sgsvsfav June 06, 2019

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When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

by Kyle’s mom December 02, 2019

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Despite common belief, depression is not only feelings of severe despondency and dejection. Depression is the way you feel when your little spider friend jumps into the fan in your room.

Robert: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was so young
Michael: I know right
Max: RIP
Robert: *Cries* Why did he have to die like this?!
Michael: It happens to all of us, It is inevitable.
Robert: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random commercial: Depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms

by WoWoTo June 25, 2019

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It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019

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A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 04, 2019

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