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Lumberjack Denial Syndrome

The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.

Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.

When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".

14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006
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sleep denial

When you wake up hours before you need to so you lay in bed pretending to be asleep without any of the actual benefits of sleeping.
I woke up like two hours before i usually do so i just laid in bed for a while, I was in total sleep denial.
by Wiita July 19, 2010
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Denitard

A sort of denim leotard, often worn by white trash and hillbillies alike. There are many different styles, the most prominent being the high-thigh cut, long-sleeved version.
That denitard she was wearing the other night at the hog roast was hot.
by 2Hawt2Trot July 29, 2009
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DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect)

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality
Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?
by Tech Grumpy August 23, 2011
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Denial

The first sign that you are a Trekkie. Trekkie
I know I'm not a Trekkie...if you chose to call me one, I can't change your mind. I've been trying for months now and nothing works.
by Amy F August 30, 2003
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in denial

me: “do u still like him”

friend: “no” *actually does*

me: “you’re in denial”
by yeeterbro August 18, 2019
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cheerio-wanting denial

when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact
Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.
by cheerio expert May 12, 2009
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