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deflecting douche

The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
by EffectiveDetective June 9, 2023
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Swag Deflectors

When a guy is trying to turn on their swag towards a lady, she puts up her swag deflectors because she doesn't want to deal with him and his phony charm.
Girl: Your friends were trying to get in my face all night!
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.
by torithetigerbizatch January 22, 2013
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Job Defier

General term for someone with face/neck tattoos, forbidding them from most career paths that they likely have no wish in pursuing anyway. Therefore they are a "Job Defier"
: Damn! Look at that hood ass mexican with all the face ink!
: That's a job defier for you, letting everyone know he's banging until the day he dies. Or most likely until he gets locked up for good.
by Graea August 21, 2013
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Heaven DeFillippis

Big boobs small mind ( . Y . )
Heaven DeFillippis needs to get an education and a breast reduction.
by SarissaBorger May 14, 2015
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Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018
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Serial definer

Posting 3 or more definitions per day at Urban Dictionary
It's not an issue what he does, he is just a serial definer
by Suklaa August 22, 2018
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Neglectus Deflectus

A tier 3 "no u" variant.
Level 99 meme skill required
Anything below tier 4 is ineffective and is immediately treated as a "no i"
Bob: You're mom gay
Jimmy: no u
Bob: traversal reversal
Jimmy: Neglectus deflectus!
by kKrispy September 3, 2018
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