internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

Custody By Default

When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.

Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.

by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023

Default Abs

When a dude has abs because he's so skinny.

Omg Katie, did you see Tristan's abs?
Girl he's like 100 lbs...those are default abs.

by savagebeach11 December 12, 2016

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

the default position

When a girl wants to fuck but she’s a noob.

hey you tryna fuck?? yeah but i’m a default so we gotta do the default position

by thatdefaultdoe August 17, 2018

Default skin

A person with no skins in FN most people dont even want to look at a default skin neither do i.

a default skin its painful to look at

by Quuen of bullying October 01, 2020

default skin

default skins are characters from video games that only wear the basic cosmetics or no additional cosmetic items at all.

every white person is a default skin.

by Smartass2 December 18, 2018