deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

dede

one badass person, who loves to party, 100% playa, and not that smart

wow, whos that dede over there, tap that

by dede1 April 11, 2008

deer drops

The most unsatisfying poop type that exists, a dissapointed pooper will excrete pebble-like fecal droplets and leave the restroom feeling no emptier, with underpants most likely full of skidmarks.

"oh man, I thought i had to take a huge dirty poo but when i sat down on mr.potty, only deer drops came out. Now i got skiddies in my undies."

by Ashley Storrow November 8, 2008

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Hitting A Deer

When u suck at driving so much u wreck and tell ur parents u hit a deer

Matt Osborne "hit a deer" on the way to get some from RAH.

by Justin Evans And Chaz Balch April 6, 2005

Deader n shit

Anything that is obviously dead and has been dead for a while.

Bubba told his friend Ned that Cooter, his yella dog, got hit by a truck. Ned asked Bubba if Cooter got hurt. Bubba blubbered "Cooter was deader n shit."

by Bigalfa1 July 27, 2008

deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021