flabby dagger

A penis so large that it’s bearer can never get a full erection

With difficulty Ross bundled his flabby dagger into Rachel’s two pence

by Sharpenedteeth October 14, 2018

Shit daggers

The feeling you get when you are holding in a poo for too long.

Can you cover the counter, I've had the Shit daggers for the last twenty minutes!

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

Armed & Dangerous

the song name that murders people

P1:Imma make a song named Armed & Dangerous
P2: Fly high man

by zekewrldq March 15, 2021

The Danger

Walter White

"I'm not in danger Skyler, I am the danger"

by Amongussusimposter April 17, 2021

A Rodney Dangerfield

When you are going down on a girl and she queefs in your face. "Because even down here, I get no respect."

Last night, my wife gave me a Rodney Dangerfield.

by Andy1014 August 4, 2009

Cupid's dagger

The moment when the person you're in love with says they're seeing someone else and you feel completely gutted as if Cupid just rammed his dagger into your stomach and pulled

"Did you hear Aaron started seeing someone..?"
"Yeah, I've already been acquainted with Cupid's dagger."

by Gayety February 9, 2017

Dark and Darker

Not to be confused with White and Whiter which was Michael Jacksons desease.
Dark and Darker is a masterpiece. It may have gotten into some legal trouble, but thats alright.
They are actually evil because they make playtests and then they close them for no reason. Leaving MILLIONS to suffer the depression of not being able to play this game.

Guy: walks to his doctor
Guy: "Doctor. Lately ive been feeling very depressed. I cant help it"
Doctor: "Did something happen recently?"
Guy: "Well my dog died and my wife left me, but the sad part is that they ended the Dark and Darker playtest"
Doctor: "What MONSTERS. Now im depressed!"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023