dad

wya dad
by hoe time November 24, 2019
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please help me find my dad he left me when I was six and we were playing hide and seek
by Skully_iF November 08, 2016
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dad

a person that left to get milk.
he never came back.😭
you - where is my dad
your foster mom - he left to get milk
by DaDDy605_ July 15, 2022
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dad was gone
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A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".
"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."
by nophun0 September 01, 2021
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DAD

1. The grill master, thermostat police, beer and lawn enthusiast. Loyal customer to Home Depot

2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies
Chad is such a "Dad" that sexy beast.

daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends

That was such a corny joke Dad.

girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*
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dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him
Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you
by I_want_to_die_420 March 31, 2018
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