Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!
queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE
crackhead: ouu whats it called
queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE
crackhead: ouu whats it called
queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018
Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.
SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.
by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024
When a lucky person gets surrounded by men, women or both and all streams release a golden shower display to rival the Bellagio hotel covering the lucky recipient with warm yellow goodness.
by padawamedic April 20, 2018
i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.
by bandit13 May 23, 2008
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To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.
Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
by Phill the Thrill December 30, 2011
When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014