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Douchebag

Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys
The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum
by CrotchDocter87 October 22, 2017
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Douchebag

An individual with no true inner substance who uses their undeserved advantages in life to feed there desperate need for validation by focusing on the undeserved weakness pain and deficiencies of others who were born at a disadvantage . Generally terrified of direct confrontation. Travels in groups. Puffing themselves up through sick and twisted forms of ego gratification. Usually projecting a weak incomplete and egocentric paradigm upon others in a closed loop of corrupt and worthless logic always resulting in a net negative outcome which they refuse to recognize. Parasitic in nature and in need of correction.
by Jose Incognito August 20, 2022
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Douchebag

Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.
That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?

Because he's a douchebag
by grad98cofc March 22, 2013
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douchebag

Paul Abrahamian from Big Brother.
There has never been a bigger douchebag in the history of Big Brother.
by BA82 September 8, 2017
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Douchebag

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."
by Ajent123 August 26, 2013
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Douchebag

Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.
Stacy: Omg, Luke is so hot!
Me: He’s such a douchebag though.
Stacy: UGH! I hate douchebags!
by matilda <3 September 11, 2020
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douchebag

exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.
Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.
by Now March 18, 2012
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