douche

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met
by kebbsterr November 14, 2010
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Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.
Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.
by elvis December 09, 2003
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douche-douche music

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.
Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.
by Screw dog August 05, 2008
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douch

A prefix for the word bag. Kelly Osbourne uses ot alot.
Shut up you douch-bag!
by Alex July 23, 2003
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douche

shortened version of douchebag
yo douche bring me a beer while your up
by hazzi February 04, 2003
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douche

wipe your friggin' face you douche
by so sayeth the lexicon October 03, 2003
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Douche

1)Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
2)Used to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very brainless, inconsiderate, or tacky in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
3)To make a commitment with an individual and then break it without informing the individual you made the commitment with.
4) A term of endearment.
1) When I took a shower this morning I used Summer's Eve douche.
2) Look at that guy over there wearing the pink shirt with his collar popped, he's such a douche.
3) Joe: I'll be back in an hour to pick you up, make sure your ready.
Frank: Ok, don't douche me!!
4) What's up douche!
by Docta Dawe August 22, 2005
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