Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

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You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

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Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.

That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.

by Beatlebug April 24, 2022

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Dorito gene

The gene inherited from ancestors where one’s feet smell like nacho Doritos

Zane’s feet smell like Doritos due to his unfortunate inheritance of the Dorito gene.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

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Fiery Dorito

Girl eats a shit ton of laxatives after eating a bunch of Mexican then Engages in sexual activity's with a male then when the girl needs to shit, she shits on his nose causing a hot shitty nose.

Julia: Hey baby, i want to have sex with you baby then im going to give you a fat fiery Dorito.

Greg: Oooooooo yeah mummy i love that, that makes me so bricked come suck this long ass shlong.

by BigChodeChad June 23, 2025

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