donkey dick land

A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.

Guy 1: Where did you go drinking last night?
Guy 2: DONKEY DICK LAND! XD

by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009

Donkey Wash

The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.

Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.

by Torched_Scrotum October 20, 2015

donkey grab

while engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse grabbing the male by the balls and pulling as hard as one can until a donkey-like sound escapes from the male's mouth.

chuck donkey grabbed me in the locker room between classes. it hurt like a bitch.

by k07n February 4, 2016

Donkey in the Spring

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.

Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.

by slyest January 19, 2012

donkey fluffer

Someone who prepares a donkey for a donkey show.

Arrogant asshole Dr. Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by Steve March 30, 2005

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

by anal shah January 3, 2009

donkey rope

a thick-ass gold necklace worn by rappers in the 1980s.

Dirt Nasty: Y'all can't hold my donkey rope!

by Snakeypoo August 26, 2008