diaper dipstick

When you stick your finger in your kids diaper to see if they have pooped.

Has Billy pooped yet?
Not sure. I'll diaper dipstick him. Yes, he pooped.

by Noisy Potato May 31, 2021

Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>

Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.

by GalNasty February 2, 2014

Diaper Meridian

Age precisely between infantile and senile incontinence (between snuggies and depends).

Bob refused to date anyone on his side of the diaper meridian.

by Mebegebo August 26, 2012

diaper dope

diaper dope is heroin / fent dope that is so strong and fire that it will make you shit your pants... hence you need to wear a diaper when you do it. Many chunk dope users try to wear makeshift diapers before going on chunk knocker binges.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke

Tyrone: Be careful with this pack my man its some diaper dope

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Shitty Diaper

A sketchy situation, to be sketched out.

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.

by JaySteeze January 12, 2015

diaper genie

When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.

I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.

by DiaperPie July 17, 2019

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017