diaper profitability

When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.
First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:

VC:

First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out
by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022
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diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..
Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive
by pool girls December 12, 2010
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Shitty Diaper

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.
by JaySteeze January 13, 2015
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meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese
hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily
by WarthogGoddess January 05, 2021
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Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.
Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
by Shockererer November 08, 2016
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phone diaper

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019
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diaper dope

diaper dope is heroin / fent dope that is so strong and fire that it will make you shit your pants... hence you need to wear a diaper when you do it. Many chunk dope users try to wear makeshift diapers before going on chunk knocker binges.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke
Tyrone: Be careful with this pack my man its some diaper dope
by peanut coke plug November 06, 2022
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