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15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021
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October 18 National Adoption Day

October 18, is national adoption day get all your children today
by Mrnotfunny October 17, 2019
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November 18 day!!!

If ur born on Nov 18, Diego Martir will ask you out and date you
OMG ITS NOVEMBER 18 day!!! DIEGO MARTIR MIGHT DATE ME!!!!
by Teeheelaugher December 12, 2019
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November 17 National Africa by Toto day

guy: “it’s my birthday today”

guy 2: “man that sucks, it’s November 17 National Africa by Toto day”
by monkeybuttcheeks November 16, 2019
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Celebrated after March 14th (steak and blow job day) .. its only fair us women get a special day too! ;)
by Pappageeda February 28, 2021
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December 16 Love yourself day

you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.
Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day

-goes to mirror-

Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day
by million dollar puthay December 6, 2020
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190 Day ArmyVet-03

Someone in the military who serves ten days past the 180-day mark, just to obtain Veteran status, and gets a medical discharge due to a knee injury, from a desk job. Comes with her own MRE (meal ready to eat,) which she's happy to share with anyone, but should be avoided due to the possible need for antibiotics after partaking. Also catfishes random guys from YouTube, makes false suicide attempts, and fakes domestic violence. Enjoys hating on women that she views as superior to her by doxxing their information, and acting like a keyboard warrior.
That 190 Day ArmyVet-03 has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup
by IanJagger January 28, 2023
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