When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
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Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
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