Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020

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thats just how the cookies crumble

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.

Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.

by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023

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Cublet

1.A woman younger than 30 years old, prefers prey of younger age.

2. A woman who isn't old enough to be a cougar

She's too young to be a cougar, she's just a Cublet

by Miss V.Gina January 6, 2009

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cumbelly

A fat woman's belly, typically seen protruding between a midriff shirt and low rise jeans. Often has the appearance of a blubbery spare tire. Generally makes an excellent jerk-off location.

Look at the cumbelly on that fat hoe! Feed that bitch a sausage and she'll let you have your way.

by Lucy Cumbelly May 24, 2007

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A cumblejoot is where three men are laying on top of each other facing upwards whilst another man on top cums inside of the middle man and the jizz leaks out of the first mans ass into the bottom mans ass

Oh David was deep inside Alex the other night when Luke’s cum drizzled out of Alex’s arse and ran deep into David’s arse, was a Cumblejoot for all to enjoy

by Uneak DRN December 25, 2020

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