Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling
Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
by Fcukboi January 8, 2020
Get the crystal ballingmug. 
Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps
Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023
Get the cum crystalsmug. White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).
Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
by eighth of seven February 6, 2010
Get the Cancer crystalsmug. by ShawnTheRoaster March 12, 2011
Get the Wizard Crystalsmug. by No.fuck.off September 21, 2020
Get the crystal soupmug. mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.
by joshua001 February 27, 2007
Get the liquid crystalmug.