poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

crusty butt

Crusty Butt consistantly follows mud butt, it is the dry doo doo build up in the anal region of the buttocks, this usually occurs 45 minutes to an hour after defication.

I failed to wipe good after my diarrheal explosion i had in the bathroom 45 minutes ago and now i have crusty butt, I am very uncomfortable.

by Michael Riley May 8, 2006

Crusty Person

A person that doesn't wash or someone that is socially crusty. Imagine a middle school boy that hasn't washed his hair since he was born. However, Someone that does wash can still be crusty. For instance, if they have a general disregard for social interaction you may get a feeling of crust coming from their personality. Therefore a crusty person can be physically crusty or mentally crusty. Crust is something that is foul and makes you frown. Just as an unhygienic pre-teen with crocks, a Hawaiian short sleeve button down and greasy hair makes someone frown.

Hey man did you see that guy?
Yeah man he was so crusty. He was a crusty person
Yeah man that guy was so crusty. Lets leave.

by Logany bogan June 7, 2014

crusty box

An older woman, mostly one that is like 40-45 years old, that dresses like a whore, and thinks that she is very attractive, when really, she looks like a cheap prostitute.

dude, codys mom is such a crusty box!

by acdcrules July 20, 2008

Crusty Hamburgaler

A form of seduction so vile, that it cannot even be described. It can however consist of 1 water buffalo, 1 spatula, a tube of axel grease, and preferrably blind midget. Only these 4 items can be used in the forbidden art.

After repeated attemps of failure, Dexter was finally able to get Jason to go out on a date with him by performing the "Crusty Hamburgaler".

by Jeff Beanard May 13, 2008

Crusty pizza

A revolting picture of a woman's genital region suffering from the advanced stages of an apparent fungal infection. Primarily used as a "shock image" in the vein of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party by message boards such as the esteemed Vestibule.

I'd coolnerd15 doesn't stop his Jr. Mod BS, I will have crusty pizza sit on his face!

by Grug88 January 13, 2005

Crusty Rumbler

Someone who was extremely sexually active, but hasnt been for a long time.

I was sitting at the game and a wrinkly crusty rumbler kept harassing me.

James Brown in such a crusty rumbler

by Merlo May 6, 2009