crunchlet

Feces that has dried on to hair surrounding the anus. They are commonly found in a roughly spherical shape and require extraordinary effort (adding water) to remove.

I had a mad case of the crunchlets this morning. Had to soften them up with a spray bottle.

by nobodyfamous2 January 25, 2011

crunchberry

Another word for an ecstasy pill. Taken from an episode of Drawn Together where Wooldor eats "crunchberries" and rolls hella balls.

"No more crunchberries for you Wooldor!"
"but.. but I need them to relax!"

"Yo, wanna eat a crunchberry with me?"

by daedalus0x1a4 April 6, 2008

crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005

cruncher

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

by ghost July 31, 2003

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it

al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."

by yotoddal January 21, 2006

Crunching sticks

Playing a very intense game on the Nintendo 64. The term originated from the sound made by the joystick of a Nintendo 64 controller.

"That game of Super Smash Bros. was so intense! We were crunching sticks hard."

by Hippopotamus90 February 19, 2010