Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

Cooper moment

A moment in which someone says or does something dumb/stupid

hahaha that’s such a cooper moment 🤣🤣😂😂😇😇😇😇

by Urmomismyfavvv March 2, 2022

cooper2723

rel funy epic gamr

Person1 : Hey, did you see cooper2723? He's so funny

Person2: Yes he is really cool and epic gamr

by epicgamer6942 January 6, 2023

Anderson Cooper

v. process of pulling out a Nokia flip phone to record an event because you want to be stealthy and then getting attacked by a gang of people. Most of the time these people will be Egyptian.

I did an Anderson Cooper the other day at a concert and I ended up in the hospital crying.

by Brolasaraptor April 3, 2011

Cooper

One characterized as having a charming deep voice, a charismatic personality, and weilding an exceptionally large penis.

"wow...i wish i was that guy, he gets all da bitches"
"man, whata cooper!"
"fo sho', hes a cooper"

"oh my gosh, jennny big was he???"
"he was COOPER big!!"
"holy cow so it was at least the size of your forearm???"

by xsimplyme123 January 24, 2010

Brett Cooper

The only hope for gen z

Person 1: Brett Cooper is the only hope for gen z
Person 2: Fr

by h_moment_1205 July 29, 2023

cooperism

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.

Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"

by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013