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Cronch

The bad smell of an unsanitary or overused, slutty vagina.
"You're probably going to want to clean the sheets when you're done with Sally- I heard she has cronch stank."

"Yeah, I would've gone down on that girl but she's got cronch."
by kickthepj May 3, 2014
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crons

1. A basketball club whose name is an acronym for "Come Ready Or Never Start"

2. A name designated by the Teriyaki House when they cannot understand your seemingly simple name.
Teriyaki House: What is your name?
Colin: Colin.
Teriyaki House: Ok, your name Crons from now on.
Colin: Okay...

Some Anonymous Person: Yo Colin, come over here.
Omid: Dude, his name is Crons. Say it right, bitch.
Colin: Fo sho, thats how I roll, ain't that right Cobin?
Omid: Damn straight son, lets get some food.
Colin: FEEEEEEET!!!
by Cobin and Crons November 3, 2007
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Crono exe

He's teh best Game-Faqs user on earth.
"Rocky Plimp:Where's my Whopper?"
by ... March 17, 2005
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sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"
At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room
by Cara_O February 1, 2007
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crone

hey kid, you should go help that croned woman cross the street.
by sbrna October 8, 2003
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Cronenberg

One of the most well known directors of horror films. His films all have bizarre, creepy, and strange/dreamlike characteristics. He is known as an auteur, that is, one of a kind.

You will literally gasp when watching Naked Lunch, a film about some homosexuals which both glorifies and hates them at the same time; will make sure your girlfriend isn't watching you while you guiltily watch Crash, an NC-17 film with explicit sex; will vomit as you watch Videodrome, a film which twists reality and has several references to extreme BSDM; will scream when the guy's head explodes in Scanners; or will simply enjoy your time (if you're like me!)

Cronenberg is the guy for horror films. You get hooked on his films... got to see each and every one of them... well, what'tcha looking at me for... start up pi##tebay and get going... :P
"Long live the new flesh!!!!!!!!" - Videodrome
"Hey wait, be truthful, is this still the game?" - eXistenZ

Cronenberg is one of the weirdest and most strange people to direct horror films and they are about 10 times creepier and weirder than he is.
by Bark Duckerberg December 12, 2011
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wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.
*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"
by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008
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