Croc-five

The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.

"yo bro, we be rockin' the same pair of crocs! you know what that means... Croc-five!!!!!!"

by HerMajestyKnowsAll April 18, 2023

crocs

The most G clogs ever heard of

Hey I'm wearing crocs.

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

crocs

The most stylish, voguish, ultra-modern, fashionable shoe known to man.

"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

Crocs

A weird show that kids mostly wear but it looks weird on people older than 13.

Uhhh I can't stand crocs on teenagers, it's too weird.

by Blueydog August 13, 2023

Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019

Croc-ing

Any activity involving Crocs ®

The couple were croc-ing through the mall gracefully.

by NvteDogg December 30, 2020

Croc-A-Baby

When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.

Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...

by LordKibachi January 30, 2021