by NvteDogg December 30, 2020

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.
Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!
Uh, whats that smell?
oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.
Uh, whats that smell?
oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.
by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019

by Jestering pester August 17, 2017

Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S
Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*
by I_CREATED_CROCS<3 April 23, 2022

by Grampas Gucci flip flops January 7, 2019

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.
" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"
by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017
