mid-height crisis

When a short person is surounded by tall people and begins to feel self conscious about his height.

Frankie:(walks to a group of friends)Hey,man you guys are tall.I always feel short around guys.

Ryan: Yea you do look a little shorter than usual

Shaun:You do look pretty short.Im sure you are just having a mid-height crisis

by Shaun Cox August 22, 2007

Cuban missile crisis

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.

Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.

by Herfmaster March 22, 2013

Mid-youth crisis

Basically a mid-life crisis in your teenage years. Thinking about what you're going to do with your life, and where you're going to go from where you are.

When Sally had her mid-youth crisis, she started freaking out about which college she wanted to go to, and which career path to persue.

by WhatsAWeed July 07, 2016

Mid Teen Crisis

when a teen goes crazy for a short period of time unexpectedly and for no known reason

"Owain is going crazy"
"Dylan did this last week, must be a mid teen crisis"

by fieldfish January 31, 2010

mid-teen crisis

When a teen at 16 or 17 is going through problems with family, school, friends etc.

Amy: What's wrong with Dominic? He looks down today.
Jason: Yea he's having a mid-teen crisis

by JamaicanDonQ February 22, 2011

mid-week crisis

When you get up early and go to bed late all week, and around Wednesday morning you start feeling that you can not continue this without getting a proper sleep first.

- Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
-Er.. I was having a mid-week crisis.

by VikiOfReadin March 06, 2009

Mid-youth crisis

A Millennial phenomenon in which a young adult, usually 25, who has yet to establish a career is in an odd position where they realize they turn 40 in 15 years. Individuals experiencing such a crisis are often out of college with a B.A. in the Arts and Sciences, work retail, and ruminate over the missed opportunities of youth and the crippling fear of growing old. They are compelled to find a meaning in their life, but become overwhelmed by knowing that no matter what they do, they are robbing themselves of valuable time to do something else. Because of this, they often choose to do nothing but entertain themselves by binge watching Netflix shows on their parents' account. They have little concern for the importance of money as they live in their childhood bedrooms rent-free.

Abdul, who chose a career in STEM with the knowledge that he would be kicked out of his parents' house, is not experiencing the mid-youth crisis of Jody, who's main concern is not learning the guitar he bought when he was sixteen nine years later.

by chibisatan February 05, 2018