Creature

A human without morales

- Brandon L. Eyster

1: “Bro did you see that Eyster?”
2: “Yo you mean that creature?”
1: “Yeah”

by AnonymousPuppy June 18, 2019

Creature Hours

Creature hours frequently occurs from midnight to ungodly hours of the night. Creatures tend to drink and bum around until the wee night with absolutely no intention of doing anything remotely productive the next day after doing creature activities. Let it be known that creature hours is a drinking activity and not even remotely weed related.

Anyone trying to hop on the train? The boys are doing creature hours..

by Buckeye123 February 12, 2021

Creature

A person doing consistent, unproductive activities during creature hours. Different varieties include cave creatures, studious creatures, feral creatures, and others. Once a creature has gone to bed and/or "passed out" for the night they are no longer a creature.

The boys were such creatures last night that they went to get more beer at midnight.

by ECav2527 February 12, 2021

Purple Creature

More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.

Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"

Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"

Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"

by Grizzlies101 February 24, 2011

Ornithological Creature

Tiara Fry.

Tiara fry looks like some sort of Ornithological Creature

by Oneazy January 29, 2017

teacher creature

A weird professor at school.

We have a teacher creature for this class. He literally walked out the door in the middle of his lecture because nobody did the reading for today.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

Slime (creature)

This is not the definition of a moist, soft, and slippery substance, typically regarded as repulsive. No, this is a person. A living person that you have some sort of affection towards. This could be your girlfriend, best friend, or even your sisters roommates dog. But, if you are going to communicate with others about your slime, you must swipe your pointer finger underneath the bottom of your nose, followed by a big thumbs down. Use this definition carefully and correctly, or else the slime gods will find you, and kill you.

What it do, slime (creature) Witham!

by jacobwitham405 December 10, 2019