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cuddling cradle command

Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.
I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.
by QuacksO June 16, 2023
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Newton’s Cradle

When a male is standing feet apart, and another male is standing behind tries to slap your butt, but instead his fingers come upon impact to a single testicle, which in turn Newton's cradle demonstrates the third law of motion. When one of the balls is lifted and released, it strikes the remaining stationary balls and sends force through all of them to push the ball on the other end away.
David stood behind Chris in Nanoom, attempting to slap his butt, however David accidentally missed Chris’s cheeks and his finger managed to hit a single testicle, resulting in a “Newton’s Cradle “.
by Nanoom secret December 28, 2023
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Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.
Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle
by gog1414 January 2, 2024
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Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
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Newton's Cradle

The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact
"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"
by bobrob1234 November 3, 2021
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Cradles

it's a song on tiktok. it's popular. it's created by Sub Urban.
Me: *Listening to Cradles*
random person: *whatevs*
by oreocookie78 August 10, 2021
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Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch
Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back
by imad666 June 2, 2021
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