CRANKING THE HOG

A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.

BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 14, 2023

Cranking the hog

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker May 21, 2018

crackin flags

A term derived from Lancashire, North west of England.

It means the weather is extremely hot (well for British standards anyway)

"Get out in the sunshine lad! It's crackin flags out there!"

by Ashash January 14, 2008

crackin' the radish

another slang term for masterbation

While I was at work, Randy was supposed to be steam cleaning carpets, Instead he was ordering porn on my directv and crackin' the radish on my couch

by Badfish48 February 14, 2012

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time.

"Whats that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Ricky Miller December 27, 2008

cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017