Sleeping cow

A Hamburger

Origin of word in the RGV: Rio Grande Valley

Jesse: Aye yo Puente you want a sleeping cow with cheese or nah?

Puente: Nah, I got my Glizzy already yo

by JPTheDon July 06, 2020

Cow tipping

The act of leaving a nice tip for a cow for their great service

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

by Roller Skate Mouse October 16, 2022

Naughty cow

A cow that likes running into walls

A naughty cow died

by Seb the skater January 21, 2019

Ass Cow

A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.

Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.

by Timmy Tulip February 02, 2011

Human Cow

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.

That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.

by Trish54 February 09, 2009

Cow Raptor

White raptors (with cow spots) that attack you while you're trippin' on shrooms in a cow pasture. If you've ever seen a cow raptor, you are probably dead right now.

"Dude, I think I just heard a cow raptor...let's get the FUCK outta here!"

by PCBPCBPCB May 07, 2009

Cow pie

A large pile of cow shit.

Watch out for that cow pie.

by ~Ding-Dong~ July 08, 2005