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Human Cow
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A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a
cow
milking machine, usually wearing a
cow
mask and
cow
print leather chaps.
That
guy
'
s
girlfriend is a human
cow
! He milks her...literally.
Human Cow
by
Trish54
February 9, 2009
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Human Cow
mug.