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Covid-19

Something I am sick of hearing because I hear it on a daily basis
News: So apparantly the virus called Covid-19 is going to-
Me: *dies*
by Aura Lunar uwu September 13, 2020
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

The COVID-19

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.
“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”
by The Helden Schoon April 14, 2020
mugGet the The COVID-19mug.

Covid Crazy

An individual who obsesses about Covid-19 and all the accompanying CDC precautions.
Oh my god, Anna is such a covid crazy! She hasn't left the house since March and called me out on social media for not wearing a mask in one of my pictures.
by pview80 September 29, 2020
mugGet the Covid Crazymug.

COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.
I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.
by JojoMel August 5, 2020
mugGet the COVID minutemug.

COVID-10011

This is how AI folks prefer to communicate numerically to each other when referring to Covid-19.
Call 1110001111 if you suspect you might be infected with COVID-10011—dial 911 for emergency corona matters.
by Covido December 12, 2021
mugGet the COVID-10011mug.

COVID shame

The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.
WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.
by YAWA September 8, 2020
mugGet the COVID shamemug.

covid tax

The ludicrous extra amount of money people ask for when selling things in Australia during the covid pandemic.
Did you see how much old mate wanted for his 79 series LandCruiser? 30k more than it's worth.

Bloody covid tax mate, Tell him he's dreamin'
by MaddogTannin March 7, 2021
mugGet the covid taxmug.

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