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Cooter chop

A firm and swift chop to the vag requiring more force and accuracy than a ball tap to reach a similar pain level.
jack: yo amy's passed the fuck out on ur bed man u should go hit
deej: yea im not tryin to hit.. she smells like dicks
jack: good luck movin her yo
deej: cooter CHOP!!
by HugeSpluge March 17, 2008
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Cootered

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.
Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.
by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008
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Cootermama

A term meaning vagina used in the song "Freaky Nike" By Sada Baby when he said "FaceTime me bitch let me see that cootermama"
Boy : Im tryna Fuck

Girl : Oh, Im Just Tryna Get My CooterMama Ate.
by Itsss_Minaaa August 9, 2018
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COPTer

n: a psychedelic posse

v: getting rageface'd out of your gourd by aforementioned posse
" I flew into Colorado for Dicks last weekend, and those fucking copters copter'd the everlovin' shit outta me. I thought I was fine until the unicorns... alllll the unicorns....."
by shankker May 8, 2013
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cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.
if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
by k-dizzski October 12, 2006
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curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.
Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.
by Heather The Great April 2, 2005
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Colter

Usually a larger man. Can often be found smoking hookah. Usually has dreadlocks. Great with women and is an awesome wingman.
by drdreads92 February 28, 2010
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