how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

by TOMIS13LACk January 24, 2015

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

couldn't be

An expression of unwillingness and or apathy towards a specific proposal. Shortened from couldn't be bothered and of fucked

Man 1: Hey, want to go suck a fart out of my ass?
Man 2: Nah, couldn't be

by Gooch Mcgee August 4, 2007

a dog could do it

Just anything you could do that a dog could do aswell.

A random dog. a dog could do it. E.g Spot, Lassie, Beethoven, Santa's Little Helper and Kipper.

by Dave Mute December 16, 2005

I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

by CodeSmith May 28, 2009