conandrum

A portmanteau of Conan and conundrum
A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy

NBC: Conan, we gave you The Tonight Show at 11:30, but since The Jay Leno show has been sucking, we're pushing you back to give the slot back to Jay
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin

Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!

by Jay Leno's large chin January 21, 2010

conan gray

the most wholesome and amazingly talented person on this planet, also the most gorgeous <3

WOW YOU GOT CONAN GRAY CONCERT TICKETS IM SO JEALOUS!!! HE SOOO GREAT

IKR!? IM SO EXCITED

by buggie <3 April 11, 2022

Conan O'Brien

Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.

He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.

House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.

Announcer is Joel Godard.

Billy: Who's conan o'brien?
Me: a god.

by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006

for unlawful carnal knowledge

Van Halen's Album released in 17 June 1991

for unlawful carnal knowledge is a great album

by binfordman June 15, 2008

cognant

1. Aware, alert, wise, hip to one's situation. This is a breakdown of the word cognizant.
2. Something that lives up to or beyond expectations.

1. I wasn't sure of Alan's skills, but he has proved he is very cognant.

by DRP80 November 4, 2006

conalingas

when someone tongue fucks the fuck outta someone's pussy ;) weather it is performed well or not :o

"he sometimes performed conalingas...not enough in my opinion" - Lisbeth Salander (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo)

by jolizro January 24, 2012

Carnapper

(Philippine English)

A car theft

My car was carnapped by a carnapper.

by Mr. Yoso July 1, 2012