Rent-a-cop

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.

My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!

by Fat Tony January 19, 2007

toy cop

A security guard.

A police academy failure.

Dont worry about him, he's just a toy cop.

by Kazimierz June 27, 2005

cop food

a round cake with a hole in tha middle. see donut

lets go to dunkin donuts and get some cop food

by S.F.5096390646 June 11, 2006

cop speed

when your running from the cops you run faster than you really can

"Holy Shit, dude i just ran at cop speed! I cant even run that fast"

by rage against the machine rocks August 11, 2008

Wall Cop

A Security Guard for Walmart

Dude that Wall Cop just kicked us out, he told us we have to play soccer somewhere else

by Behard4life November 25, 2009

Cop Nerd

A person who at a young age willfully urged to be a cop and has had the urge follow them to their prime, with either some success or no success altogether.

You may be able to determine a Cop Nerd by observing the work positions they hold such as: Hall Monitor, Security guard, Police Officer etc.
You may also be able to determine them through certain characteristics most resembling to a cop.

Most Cop Nerd’s usually don't appear to have the means to be part of law enforcement or any part of special forces at all usually resulting in you not being able to take them seriously.
Theres also a chance that you may or may not see them impersonating and/or acting like a person of law enforcement or of the special forces on a day-to-day basis.

*Child/Man walks up to you wearing an orange fluorescent vest* Excuse me sir but you’re not allowed to be within this perimeter during these hours...

You: Oh ok...sorry about that. (Fucking Cop Nerd)

by 🌴𝙒𝙞𝙞 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙡®️🌴 June 20, 2021

keystone cops

The term is to be used to criticize a group for its mistakes, particularly if the mistakes happened after a great deal of energy and activity, or if there was a lack of coordination among the members of the group.

There are a lot of Keystone Cops running around in this project.

by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005