freshmen connection

A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!

Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.

I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.

by Hot Summer Daze September 12, 2013

Booty Connection

1: Shitty Wifi

2: Having a particular liking for someones ass

1: Elijah: Damn Jenna I definitely have a Booty Connection with your ass.

Jenna: Thanks!

2: Bro i can't text my girl because of your Booty Connection.

by Elijah Seyfried June 30, 2016

Banana connection

As in when two bananas connect
The act of two bananas becoming one

“Man look at those bananas connecting”
“I know, that’s a banana connection

by Banana connection September 9, 2018

Scrumptious Confectionary

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

by confectionary November 24, 2021

Cereal box connection

When the connection you're on with an electrical device,wether it's a laptop,mobile phone or a gaming system. And the connection is just so bad you can't connect to anything online.

Mike: Yo bro did you watch the game live yesterday?

Justin: No, way! I was at my cousins house and he had that cereal box connection. I couldn't connect to anything.

by Thescallywagger April 6, 2015

French Connection

A sexual position involving three people, combining oral and vaginal (or anal) intercourse. This is a subset of a menage-a-trois, and specifically refers to positions during which all of the sexual action is centered on one individual.

A classic French Connection is defined as a man sitting with a woman on his lap facing away from him, while a second woman performs oral sex on the woman receiving intercourse from the man.

John and Lisa gave their friend Samantha the French Connection.

by Peter Godly November 6, 2005

Walmart connection

Used by African Americans when playing against them in some sort of online gaming. The term itself makes no sense to any other race, but African Americans use it frequently to express the lag they might be getting from you, or lag you might be encountering.

SurfNstuff92: Dude I'm frickin lagging
BIGBOYPLAYA802: ay nigga you got a Walmart connection.
LEBRON23: HAAA NIGGA BITCH AZZ WALMART NIGGA

by Joe The Man, Rogan February 5, 2009