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consumming

combination of conceited and assuming!! Used to describe a person who is so fresh, arrogant and annoying person
Girl 1: How's your date yesterday girl?
Girl 2: I didn't have fun, i went home so early.
Girl 1: Why is that? Was the guy ugly or boring type?
Girl 2: No, actually he is so consumming. He acted like he owns the world.
by efy March 28, 2010
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consumingness

I hope you fail because of your non-time consumingness.
by I told you Banks June 1, 2011
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consultick

Consultants from large firms that bury themselves, much like a tick, into corporate clients and never leave.
Hell, when Ruth got here, I knew she was a consultick.
by DavidJemeyson October 21, 2011
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Consumas

The proper scientific term for the annual shopping/consumption frenzy occuring annually in the weeks before the winter solstice in the northern hemisphere that has by and large replaced Christmas.

Continues the historic trend of performing rituals in adherence to the ruling ideology of the time, starting with sun worship, continuing with deistic observances, and finally arriving at today's displays of material splendor.

According to some, the transition to a post-scarcity ritual has begun, as witnessed by the sharp increase in file sharing and global video conferencing over the holidays.
My dad's so cheap! Last Consumas, he gave me a self-made pullover instead of a new computer.
by Paradoctor December 25, 2013
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Consultant Desk Pop

A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.

Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
by Tired Consultant March 8, 2021
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consucktion

Jamie's a consucktion worker, all he does is slack off on the job. That's why the house collaps'd
by EvanKnish August 4, 2022
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Consumption Vortex

Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.
Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022
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