Condi Rice

Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.

Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.

by Jasper John December 14, 2008

Air Conditioner

the sexual act when a man goes down on a woman after eating a popsicle or something else frozen on a hot summers day.

Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"

by BILLYandKAILA May 5, 2011

Papi conditioner

is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.

OMG is that Cesar. NO thats papi conditioner! hold on to ur girlfriends!

by PAPI CONDITIONER June 29, 2010

condissention

The act of deal with people in a patronizingly superior manner with the intend of creating workplace discord.

"This is Walter, he's a work in progress."

by OfficeSpaced July 18, 2004

the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow

"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"

by delete no danna September 21, 2009

conditioned thinking mind

A.K.A: CTM

A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.

Oh man! I just bought another shirt after watching that advertisement. It must've triggered my conditioned thinking mind.

by CountKram July 24, 2015

conditionator

A man from the future who travels to the past to ensure proper conditioning of women's hair to prevent the hair apocalypse. Typically gay and flamboyant.

Whats that scent?
Its my conditionator.

by iliketits69 April 23, 2017