colon comrade

another word for homo,fag,ass bandit

shit, that bill jesse is a major colon comrade

by douglas epley November 12, 2006

kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!

"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"

by Gandis March 9, 2010

colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.

"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."

by radash November 7, 2009

Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.

It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.

by Chunky Party Pants November 12, 2010

colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.

You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.

by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010

colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)

Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016