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Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
by Frisk This October 3, 2016
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semi colon tattoo

The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.
"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"
by chaz :l July 11, 2021
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Erick Brian Colon

Erick Brian colon has a beautiful voice. A charming smile. Piercing green eyes. A smexy Cuban Latino man. He snatched my heart.
I would love to marry Erick Brian colon
by Kylethelilbitch August 2, 2018
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kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!
The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!
by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021
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David Colón

Formidable foe, intelligent, creative, handsome, He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. Smart and funny. Has auburn hair and brown eyes. An attentive and selfless lover.

He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.

Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.
I miss David Colón so much
by MissinDavid90 March 18, 2011
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rj colon

A total fatass douchebag aka a fat penguin that waddles down hallways.
by rj colon December 13, 2016
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Nomadic Colon

Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.

The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.

The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!

I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.
by The Pirate of Pissants April 12, 2006
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