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Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.
I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.
by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023
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Colombian

A person born in Colombia or of Colombian descent. Colombians are typically of mixed racial background, but typically any mix of the native amerindian peoples, spanish, and/or africans who were brought over as slaves. Smaller but sizable heritages also include German and other Europeans and Arab peoples (Shakira Mebarak).

The english term "Columbia" shares a similar etymology but is unrelated to Colombia, and causes annoyance to many Colombians.

Colombians, particularly women, are renowned for their beauty.

Colombia is famous for its drug cartels that were most active during the late 80s and early 90s, which at the time made it one of the most dangerous countries in the world. Today, much of the violence has dwindled but there is still conflict with ideologically-driven guerilla groups in the remote parts of the country.

Not to sound too biased, but Colombia is a beautiful country, with a plethora of landscapes and varied geographies. Colombian people are friendly and love their soccer, parties, and family.

I doubt anyone can visit Colombia and not fall in love with it.

I love my culture and am a proud Colombian-American
That girl over there must be Colombian or something.
by Lil Drizzle November 9, 2020
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Colombian Deathsquad

Where you eat raw coffee grinds and shake your stomach until you are either caffeinated or puke. Whichever one comes first, it is sure to wake you up.
Yo, Anwar needs to wake up - someone should order him a Colombian Deathsquad
by Siggur February 19, 2021
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Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021
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Colombian Leafblower

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.
I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!
by Yer seudonym June 17, 2022
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Colombian tie

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico
This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.
by Xevetixn September 1, 2022
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Jacobo (Colombian)

a bitch ass boy with a broke ass budget. usually is a resident of the South America region. also gets a lot of girls for his crusty hair. usually wants to shave his head since he can't wash the crusty things out of it. usually spending his time on discord and was raised in the hood.
Jacobo (Colombian) is such a broke ahh boy :skull
wtf is you talking about
by Jacobo (broke) April 29, 2022
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