I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.
by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023
Get the Colombian Assistmug. After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."
by Fookem August 10, 2021
Get the Colombian apologymug. When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.
by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023
Get the Colombian Tip Snortermug. by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021
Get the colombian saucemug. Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.
by Clever Satan February 13, 2023
Get the Colombian landslidemug. by Questtttt January 4, 2022
Get the Colombian Rim Jobmug. When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.
This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico
This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico
by Xevetixn September 1, 2022
Get the Colombian tiemug.