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Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."
by Fookem August 10, 2021
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Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
mugGet the Colombian Internetmug.

Colombian froth

The residual body fluids, often foamy and sticky, that remain around a person's mouth or on their facial hair after performing oral sex on another person, similar to a milk mustache of semen or a facial mask made of pussy juice.
Frat bro: Dude, I went down on my chick last night. It was crazy.
Buddy: I know, you still have Colombian froth all over your face.
by fakerthanf*ckboi May 7, 2024
mugGet the Colombian frothmug.

The Colombian Shuffle

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.

Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
by Escort Services Rock May 28, 2024
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Colombian Bricklayer

An exquisite and underground sex move.

The girl will be in a handstand sucking the guy off. After he finishes, she will then spit the cum onto his hand. He will then rub it onto her pussy. He will then proceed to viciously fist her while she sucks him off again. Repeat until satisfaction.
Nah bro, she got freaky af fr. Let’s just say, I did the Colombian Bricklayer on that bitch.
by TheGuardianAngel98 October 13, 2024
mugGet the Colombian Bricklayermug.

Colombian Snowblower

When your eating cocaine out of your partners ass, and they fart causing a cloud that looks like snow being pushed out of a snowblower.
Dude I was eating nose candy out of Tina’s ass, when she farted giving me a Colombian snowblower
by Mplostinkorea May 20, 2023
mugGet the Colombian Snowblowermug.

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