Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023

Colombian mudslide

Blowing a line while taking a shit

My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide

by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020

Colombian Airhorn

To make a loud audible sound of joy, satisfaction, or pleasure. A few examples of why one might let out a Colombian Airhorn are as follows:

1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes

Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.

I was giving rachel the dirty Isabella last night cuz I ran out of jerkzy to feed her, anyway dude when I finished bro, I let out the biggest colombian airhorn since my distant Peruvian second cousin, twice twice removed, visited me last winter.

by NoBull ServeAnt April 19, 2020

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020

Colombian Leafblower

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.

I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!

by Yer seudonym June 17, 2022

Colombian tie

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico

This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.

by Xevetixn September 1, 2022

Jacobo (Colombian)

a bitch ass boy with a broke ass budget. usually is a resident of the South America region. also gets a lot of girls for his crusty hair. usually wants to shave his head since he can't wash the crusty things out of it. usually spending his time on discord and was raised in the hood.

Jacobo (Colombian) is such a broke ahh boy :skull
wtf is you talking about

by Jacobo (broke) April 29, 2022