college degrees

There are three major college degrees one can achieve: B.S., M.S., and PhD. These initials stand for the following-

B.S.-bullshit
M.S.-more shit
PhD.-piled higher and deeper

class dismissed.

mick: hey, the new engineer's specs are all out of whack!! we'll never get this thing built with these numbers!!
rick: well, buddy, you've just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of B.S., M.S., and PhD.
dick: yeah, we all know that, butthead!
rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullshit, more shit, and piled higher and deeper!!!
everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder

by earpuller June 22, 2006

college crack

Adderall. It's a pharmaceutical amphetamine prescribed to people with attention deficit disorder. It is also abused by people without attention deficit disorder as a performance enhancer. It is often abused by college students to study vigorously for extended periods of time.

Dude, I sold my entire script of Adderall on campus in one day.
Yeah that stuff is college crack.

by andykirby86 February 1, 2007

Oberlin College

One of the shittiest colleges you can go to.

“I got accepted into Oberlin college”
“That’s one of the shittiest colleges you can go to”

by Mi9w7jc March 10, 2022

The College Dropout

Rapper Kanye Wests debut album, Hip Hops finest album... Has changed the style of hip hop... 'The College Dropout' an instant hip hop classic.

The College Dropout Consists of -

1. Intro
2. We Dont Care
3. Graduation Day
4. All Falls Down
5. I'll Fly Away
6. Spaceship
7. Jesus Walks
8. Never Let Me Down
9. Get Em' High
10. Workout Plan
11. The New Workout Pan
12. Slow Jamz
13. Breathe In Breathe Out
14. School Spirit Skit 1
15. School Spirit
16. School Spirit Skit 2
17. Lil Jimmy Skit
18. Two Words
19. Through The Wire
20. Family Business
21. Last Call

by GJT April 17, 2006

Collectamaniac

A person that has turned collecting items as part of a hobby into a completest obsession.

When I mentioned to Kerry that I had over 18,000 records, CD's and Cassettes she said I must be a 'Collectamaniac'.

by Plastic Demons November 7, 2008

collegeboard university

a tongue in cheek expression used to describe the excessive use of AP tests to such degree as to allow the person to skip over parts of college.

every asshole (and decent) AP teacher will tell you that AP tests provide the greatest amount of credits per dollar, so taking a lot of them is like going to college for cheap right guys?

person 1: Tommy must be out of his mind, last year he took AP Physics C mechanics and E&M, AP Calc BC, AP Stats and AP comp sci AB. this year hes taking AP Bio, AP Euro, AP U.S history, AP latin vergil, AP psychology, AP chemistry and AP Art. if he passes them all, he'll have like 12 credits.

person 2: sounds like he's going to collegeboard university. he might graduate there before graduating here!

by IIAOPSW May 10, 2010

College Park

Popular section on the southwest side of Atlanta . Its known for street criminal activity , gangs and trap music . Many rappers and celebrities come from this part of Atlanta such as 2Chainz , KapG , RichTheKid , Gunna , OGMaco , Monica , CamNewton, PastorTroy, YungJoc, etc . Many people and visitors consider it the Compton of Atlanta due to its crime and it made the FBIs list of smallest U.S. cities with highest crime rates .

College Park also holds the world's busiest airport , Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson Intl Airport .

It holds a capacity of the ShadyBlocc crips on Old Nat'l Hwy , a set from the Rollin60s NH Crips.
Many people respect this neighborhood because of its culture and historic presence , and many fear it because the notoriety of crime in the area .

College Park is a city full of trap music and culture but there’s some parks you shouldn’t go .

by SOUTH-SIDE Mook December 18, 2018