your mom goes to college

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.

Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"

SHE GOT SO SERVED

by where am i? March 7, 2005

College Weekend

Longer than your typical weekend, a college weekend starts Thursday afternoon after class and ends Monday afternoon when you wake up from your Sunday Funday hangover. In extreme circumstances, a college weekend can even begin on Wednesday night if there are no papers/exams on Thursday or Friday.

Thursday 3:00pm - Dude 1 "let's hit up the liquor store on our way home from class crack some beers and Start this college weekend out the right way!"
Dude 2 "Hell yeah, let's get wasted before we decided where we're gonna go get wasted tonight, Thirsty Thursday!"

Wednesday night Dude 1 - "Hey man do you have any tests or papers due tomorrow or friday?"
dude 2 "nope, what are you thinkin?"
dude 1 "let's hit the liquor store, pick up a 30 and a bottle, and start a good old extended college weekend!
dude 2 "Fuck yeah!"

by drunken college student December 9, 2008

Aquinas College

Aquinas College is a school located in Perth dedicated to love between two men. Aquinas College is a school full of skimpy faggots who have the impression that they are cool. Students in this school take joy in clenching each other's

ass cheeks and taking immense pleasure in it. Some things Aquinas students like to do consist of, Swordfighting, widening each other's assholes, viewing of gay porn and anal penetration from behind. If you are in Aquinas and are butthurt by this factual text then you can go fuck yourself.

Davo: Hey I heard we're playing at Aquinas College this week.
Stevo: Shit, I sure hope no faggots dig into my bag and sniff my underwear like last time.
Davo: well there's no guarantee it won't happen, stevo, gay people can't control themselves.

by T💚💙C February 26, 2019

College

the reason why I'm not yet technically considered an alcoholic

Greg: You've drank every single night this week. You're for sure an alcoholic.

Brian: It's not considered alcoholism until after college, my friend.

by YuppyTheYuppie September 6, 2010

college virgin

One may be called a college virgin if they do not participate in sexual intercourse while attending their university during the academic school year. This excludes Christmas, Summer, Spring, or any other time of year when the individual is not taking classes at the University.

Look at Alex, he's a poor college virgin.

by steezy christ July 4, 2014

Oakland Early College

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.

Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?

by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011

College Confidential

The worst website on the web where snooty genius fucktards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like shit.

College Confidential Forum:

HELP ME!! I HAVE NO CHANCE FOR ANYTHING!!!

Rank 1/1098
5.00 GPA Weighted
4.00 GPA Unweighted
50 AP Classes, All A's
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 SAT II Chemistry
800 SAT II US History
800 SAT II Physics

Varsity Tennis (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Basketball (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Football (9,10,11,12)

500 Hours of Community Service

Research Internship at Stanford & MIT

American Math League Champion

500+ Awards

Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola

HELP ME I HAV NO CHANCES AT ALL!!!

by therocker11 January 17, 2009