cockajew

a Jewish male that is lacking the penis, commonly known as the cock.

i tried getting in bed with a cockajew last night, but was sadly disappointed.

by iairickx November 11, 2010

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

Cockalyzer

A car whose primary function is to measure of the size of a man's penis

"Hey bitch, getcha ass in here, we be rollin' in my Bentley, bitch!"
"Off the cliff cockalyzer faggot!"

by Höegardener October 21, 2010

Cockalorum

Someone who shows irrational pride for themselves and unexplainable disgust towards others. Usually small in size, especially penis size.

Wesley thinks he is the best at everything, what a Cockalorum!

by proudconservativeMAGA November 28, 2018

cackalyst

Derived from the words "Catalyst" which is a router made by Cisco and "Cack" which is similar to a lingball. "Cackalyst" is a derogative name for the router.

"I'm sick of this stupid cackalyst" "Do you have a console cable for a cackalyst" "Stupid overpriced Cackalyst"

by BUGI March 16, 2005

cockacolon

anal insertion facilitated by a carbonated beverage/lubricant.

Tommy enjoys the warm bubbly feeling of some refreshing cockacolon.

(can also be used as a verb)

he said he didnt like soda, but after i cocked his colon he cant get enough cockacolon

by jakernaut November 23, 2006

cockaissance

The art period started in the early 2000's in which the youth became enthralled with the drawing and carving of crude penises everywhere.

Art teacher: "here's a great example of a low cockaissance piece, as shown by the flaccidity of the penis, the hairiness of the balls and lack of color. These were most often carved into desks, drawn on bathroom walls with sharpies or on rare occasion scribbled onto paper to show to friends"

by I>chuck norris June 7, 2011