a contrary action that is very housewifey and/or culinarily adventurous. typically begins to occur after hipsters start having children.
person a: "i'm going to make pesto risotto tonight for steven, i've never tried before!"
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."
or
person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."
when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."
or
person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."
when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook
by flexus July 2, 2007
Get the crocker mug.A drug addicted female who hangs around drug users looking for a free hand out. One who scrapes the carpet looking for any rocks or crystals that someone might have dropped.
That stupid clucker is always hanging around acting nice waiting for someone to offer her a hit.
Look at that clucker on all 4's with head down to the carpet looking for dope scraps. She's clucking away.
Look at that clucker on all 4's with head down to the carpet looking for dope scraps. She's clucking away.
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eric recived a cockerham at the lunch table
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by dayyyyyym October 8, 2008
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I love those cluckers. Save me so much on the stuff i have.
Dealer #2
Ya, they practically give the stuff away.
I love those cluckers. Save me so much on the stuff i have.
Dealer #2
Ya, they practically give the stuff away.
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