Cleveland, TN

A place for people that are not cool enough for Knoxville, but not dumb enough for Chattanooga. Chucked to the gills with churches, drug stores, and Mexican restaurants. See also "Clevegas" or "That place between Atlanta and Knoxville." Home of God (Lee) University, Emo kids, Goth Rednecks, Redneck Wiggers, Gangsta Thugs, and Doped Up Bible Thumping Hating The World Taco Chuckers. We also have two Walmarts and a 10 screen movie theater. Church!

"I'm in the mood for God, Hydros, Emo Concerts, and Pollo Locos...Let's head down to Clevegas!"

"Let's go get drunk with Beefy and yell at Lee students while driving!"

"Man, let's go down to Cleveland, TN and listen to Justin's mom bitch at him!"

by Beefy and Justin November 22, 2007

Cleveland Steamclean

After you give your sexual or non-sexual partner a Cleveland Steamer, you clean it off by pissing on them.

After I dropped a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, I decided to clean up, so I pissed all over it to Cleveland Steamclean it off.

by Cabin Store Ease April 27, 2006

Cleveland Handshake

A night involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved.

Hey, isn't that Mike Lester's wife, I heard she's giving the whole school district 'Cleveland Handshakes', damn.

by Harry Grindrod March 23, 2011

dirty cleaver

the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.

"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!

by Gummer Stumps October 20, 2010

clevedon

not a particularly nice town; typical seaside resort of days-gone-by. immense amounts of old people, a pier which frequently collapses and a beach on which if you steal pebbles you get taken to court are just some of it's attractions!

on the other hand, it's nicer than nailsea, and the houses on top of the hill over looking the severn are beautiful.

"lets go to clevedon"
"for what?"
"to hit golf balls at the boats"

by scotch egg April 19, 2005

The Cleveland Show

A black "The Family Guy".

A cartoon sitcom that will ironically and inevitably have the same fate as the '08-'09 Cleveland Cavaliers:

Imminent failure.

"The Cleveland Show" is gonna suck so bad that FOX is gonna be forced to make "The Quagmire Show".

by pelicaine September 10, 2009

Cleveland Spincycle

The result of taking a large dump in a
Washing Machine right before spincycle at the public laundry mat.

Yesterday I delivered a fresh
Cleveland Spincycle to those punk ass
illegal aliens. Next time they 'll think twice about leaving their clothes unattended at the Laundry mat...Wha! Ha! Ha!

by streetwhiz April 10, 2009