clinchpoop

The act of sodomizing someone whilst that person is defecating.

Man, I've been going out with Barbara for six months. I hope she'll let me clinchpoop 'er.

by Cliid May 24, 2009

cleech

Preforming a sexual act against a window with people watching.

They were cleeching with her tits pressed up against the window.

by rj198980 April 2, 2011

clincher

Slang term for a vagina.

"Man did you see that girl's clincher?"

by HoHoHo123468787834 February 5, 2009

butt clenchy

An expression one makes when feeling overly butt hurt.

You could tell by Jane's butt clenchy face she was offended.

by Unhingedlolipop March 22, 2016

Wince Clinch

The involuntary response of ones anus to slam shut when taking an extremely large bowl movement. Although this may be a natural defense mechanism of the anus to prevent ripping, it generally causes severe pain and often bleeding.

Dude, I was hanging a giant loafer at my girlfriends the other day. I was about to blow an O-Ring when a peanut shard scraped my hole, and I did a wince clinch. I was stuck in there bleeding and crying for 20 minutes until I found one of her roommates heavy flow pads...

by Thedude78 September 19, 2013

Clincher

A faggot who clinches their butt cheeks together while procrasterbating.

Jestin is sure a clincher.

by Webster_dic May 10, 2011

cleach

Lit. A leach that attaches itself to the clitorious region of a womans sexual organs.

After playing in the creek all day, Mary felt some discomfort and noticed that several cleaches had attached themselves to her clitoris. She freaked out until she found a cleachlicker named John who sucked them off of her.

by Mel & Andrew September 19, 2008