A sexy, beastly man who really did win American Idol, but lost to Ruben Studdard because the judges forgot to use Q-Tips the previous nights.
Paula: Why is that colossal man dripping sweat all over the stage, Simon?
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
by Maeve June 10, 2004
by DMo June 24, 2003
by rkrox3 July 06, 2006
The Best County in the whole world, in the northern part of Florida , where goons originiated , where Saige MacLeay , Tayler Harber , Bailey Zeller & Paige Boran make this happen , the prettiest , funniest and craziest mofo county EVER.
by Soccersaige January 23, 2011
A colloquialism for shiting. Mostly used in Australia among depraved rugby players who have an overly comfortable relationship with their own faeces.
by Daniel82 October 28, 2018
A gay person, he likes men. Non-attractive person. I bet he smells and he didnt win american idol because he sucks.
by Caitlin March 29, 2005