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chronoagoraphobia

A fear of going into unfamiliar territory plus a fear of the vast nothingness between now and then equals a fear of time travel.
As Dext approached the swirling bright lights of the time machine, his heart beat fast, his head ached, and his mouth felt dry, as if he'd been in the desert for twenty years. His last bout with Chronoagoraphobia almost kept him from travelling back in time, but this time he ignored his fears and pushed onward.
by thegarbagecollector February 27, 2008
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Chrono Cross

A scar on the face of Chrono Trigger's franchise. This game is a decent Stand-Alone title, but it is, in fact, a HORRIBLE sequel.
Chrono Cross was such a bad sequel I've decided to ignore it's ver existence as said sequel.
by R.R.Wise May 11, 2006
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Y Chromosome

Evolution's greatest mistake.
That Y chromosome over there has been raping and destroying the Earth for thousands of years.
by Merriam-Webster Unabridged August 12, 2018
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chromostoner

A cool kid with trisomy-21 (Down's syndrome), or someone who has the facial characteristics of Down's syndrome. Someone who looks like they're stoned but they're really not stoned, just zoning out with a mesmerized catatonic gaze, unresponsive to external stimuli.
Dude, you're a total chromostoner!
Dude, you're totally chromostoning it right now!
Whoa! Dude! I can totally see the topography of your lips extruding beyond the horizon of your face! Even at an obtuse angle!
by Lavanimal December 1, 2006
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chronocellularite

A person who uses his or her cell phone to tell what time it is.
Joe's always whipping out his iPhone everywhere just so he won't miss Grey's Anatomy. just get a wristwatch, you chronocellularite!
by Blake C. June 27, 2008
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ChronoBitchItis

to be a complete bitch all the time. So much that it seems like a disease.
Ya wanna chill out with ChronoBitchItis bud?!
by KK0NVICT January 22, 2009
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Chronomancy

The act of picking the best date to do something, typically through magical means.
Jeff used Chronomancy to decide when the chinese new year celebrations were to be held.
by pyrocracy May 17, 2019
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